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• France/England .
• none .
• 940 words .
• Oneshot

When moving in with someone you’ve loved and hated all your life, there are certain adjustments that need to be made.

• France/England .
• Violence .
• 540 words .
• Oneshot

Below the surface will always roil the clash of steel and the sharp smell of blood. It is not only inevitable, but preferred.

• Snake/Otacon .
• sexual implications .
• 820 words .
• Oneshot

Practicality always loses out to fear, even for them, at least when it comes to this. There are a thousand things an empty bunk could mean.

• Rain, Ceasar + Ice .
• strongly worded opinions .
• 2381 words .
• Oneshot

The summer in which everyone learns a valuable lesson about love, family, and being a dumb teenage boy.

• Ceasar, Alice .
• None .
• 846 words .
• Oneshot

Ceasar brings Alice a carton of ice cream, and a proposal undermined five years prior by the bluest eyes he’s ever known.

• Illidan/Kael .
• Some minor violence .
• 643 words .
• Oneshot

Sometimes allegiance only lasts in this moment, and even the betrayers don’t know where their loyalties lie.

• Robert/Johnny, Enrique/Oliver .
• Death, WWII AU .
• 1946 words .
• Oneshot

The battlefields may change, but these four have always been and always will be Majestic.

• France/England .
• None .
• 510 words .
• Oneshot

There are few mundane acitvities more intimate than a haircut.

• France/England .
• Francis being Francis .
• 653 words .
• Oneshot

Francis is insufferable, Arthur is not impressed, penis jokes are very mature.

• France/England .
• Questionable Lent practices .
• 399 words .
• Oneshot

Arthur has some issues with Francis’ parenting abilities.