“Ban, if I want to fuck you, I am going to fuck you. You really don’t have a choice in the matter.”
“I’ve outsmarted you before,” Ban points out, “there’s no reason I couldn’t again.”
“You’ve outsmarted me as a deliveryman and as a psychopathic killer, but sexual predator? That, my friend, is an entirely different game.”
“Ginji,” Ban calls behind him, “who would seme who?”
“I don’t know,” Ginji peeks out from behind his comic book, “can’t you both just seme me and call it even?”
All agree that this is the best plan anyone has had all day.